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- TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
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- 10. Already gave his concession speech for '96 election
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- 9. Arizona now called "Bubbatown"
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- 8. Drunken Yeltsin calling every 30 seconds on the red phone to say
- "Merry Christmas"
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- 7. Each time President said "Here, kitty, kitty," George Stephanopoulos
- would rub against the podium
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- 6. When he screamed at Jesse Helms, "You wanna piece of me, punk?!"
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- 5. Stopped speech four times to eat popcorn balls off Christmas tree
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- 4. Fist-banging tirade about how those pictures in Penthouse didn't do
- Paula Jones justice
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- 3. The President's unsolicited testimonial for Big Ass pork products
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- 2. Secret Service guys held Newt Gingrich while Clinton slugged him in
- the stomach
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- 1. He was sweatin' gravy!
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- Playout - "Hail To The Chief"
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- Letterman, Thursday, December 15, 1994
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